OFFICIAL ORCHARD REPORT #001

FRUNJI

Born ripe. Stayed mad.

Every fruit born from the Orchard enters the world already irritated. They don't attack. They don't destroy. They simply make every situation unnecessarily worse.

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Confirmed Incidents

The Collection

Every fruit reacts differently. All of them are furious. Stay away from emotionally unstable produce.

Granny Smith Grudge
Granny Smith Grudge
Tactical Potato
Tactical Potato
Aviator Lime
Aviator Lime
Blueberry Ops
Blueberry Ops
Grenade Green
Grenade Green
Fuse Apple
Fuse Apple
Combat Cherry
Combat Cherry
Onion Aviator
Onion Aviator
Metal Melon
Metal Melon
Shadow Grape
Shadow Grape
Pink Rage
Pink Rage
Teal Trouble
Teal Trouble
Purple Fury
Purple Fury
Beanie Lime
Beanie Lime
CLASSIFIED — ORCHARD AUTHORITY

The Orchard Incident

Nobody remembers who planted the first tree. Everyone only remembers the day it got angry. One ordinary morning, every fruit in the orchard woke up absolutely furious.

What Is a Frunji?

A Frunji isn't a fruit. A Frunji is a fruit that has reached maximum inconvenience. It doesn't attack people. It doesn't destroy cities. It simply makes every situation unnecessarily worse. Someone loses WiFi? A Frunji walked by. Your coffee spills? Probably a Frunji. Printer jams? Classic Frunji behavior.

The Rules

Every Frunji has one mission: Wake up angry. Stay angry. Confuse everyone. Leave. Repeat tomorrow. No disease. No curse. No apocalypse. They simply decided they had enough — enough smiling, enough becoming juice, enough ending up inside fruit salads.

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Orchard Authority Timeline

Roadmap

Born ripe. Stayed mad. Coming to Robinhood Chain.

PHASE 0
IN PROGRESS

Incident Documentation

Character lock, trait system, and contract preparation.

  • Concept locked: angry fruit base with tactical gear and slingshot accessories.
  • Full art system: 14+ trait layers, unique pieces generated and verified.
  • Smart contract preparation for Robinhood Chain deployment.
  • Orchard Clearance checkpoint live.
PHASE 1
LAUNCH

The Great Ripening

Community build-up, contract deploy, and the drop phase.

  • Warm up X account: release Orchard Incident Reports and trait reveals.
  • Deploy contract to Robinhood Chain at launch.
  • Claim portal: connect wallet, live claim counter tracking progress.
  • PFP verification and holder roles live.
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